My post...With Stephaly :-)

Otay! So...Steph is here helping me write my post. Anything in Italics is something that Steph is saying :D Steph is spending the night tonight...which rocks my fuiken socks off. Fuiken is not a bad word. Just sayin.. It's pronounced like, "Fweeking", except it's spelled "fuiking". We came up with it during Spanish class when we were talking about the past tense forms of the verb "ir". Spanish class creates all kinds of inside jokes. It pretty shrewtastic. And....it tickles my peach.
So, I was pretty bored this morning, and was pretty sure I was going to be bored all day, and then Bekah was online on Facebook. Then we started talking about how fuiking bored we both were and decided to have a sleepover at her house. It's been quite fun so far! We went for a walk on a trail by my house and found a dead fish.....a legit dead fish in the middle of the trail. There is a picture of this fish on my Facebook page if you wish to see it. It is really quite hilarious. If you wish to see a fish... hey that rhymed.....
 We didn't really do a whole lot today except talk (because we're girls and that's what we do) and watch movies. But, you know what? It's been kind of nice. Spending the day with Steph is pretty darn amazing. She makes me realize that life is FANTASTIC and I love her so so so so so fuiken super much. Haha, I really don't understand how I do all that, but I'm glad that's how you feel about it! Life is fantastic, and even when it sucks, it's nice to have good friends to talk about it with. Friends are so nice to have! And Steph happens to be a phenomenal friend! Apparently my hamster drinks like a camel. It is very true. And it eats like a horse. No kidding. Why in the world do you have a hamster? They don't do anything except sit right next to the water thing and just drink and drink and drink...and then box my finger off every time I try to touch it. Your hamster is a furry, sexy man beast. Er, I mean rodent-beast...?I don't know. Do you have anything you'd like to add to that? He also......nibbles fingers and looks cute...? Ummmm...Well I love my hamster.. And his name rocks my world. Hammy Watermelon. Legit, yes? And he is adorable when he boxes fingers off! And when he nibbles on his cage in an unsuccessful attempt to escape into the human world. I am wearing your jammies.  You are indeed. Do you find these jammies comfy? I like turtles.  Named Murtle? No, Norman. I am in love with your cat. We are going to go to Vegas and get married in a drive-through chapel. Do you have a problem with that? My cat is taken.....by the mice in the garage. Goodness dancers my dear, you cannot marry my cat in Vegas. Go to Hawaii instead! I can't afford to go to Hawaii. Unless you want to buy him and I some water-wings and we can pattle our little hearts out and kick sharks in the face with our sneakers. That doesn't sound like that much fun to me. What if God sends a storm and a whale and we never reach it? What if he sends us to Ninevah?? Well then you simply can't marry my cat. Besides, Nathan already called him to make a hat out of his fur.... My hamster just bit your finger.... because you trash talked him just now in this blog post. Your hamster and I have some issues we need to work out. Maybe you should send us to counseling for rodents and humans. Maybe we could roll around in a hamster ball together and work all the kinks out and finally be best friends. Doesn't that sound lovely? As long as you enjoy the feeling of hamster claws in your side, go for it. I will call the ambulance to come in the event that he beats you into a polyp. Which will happen. Your hamster's so BA. I think someone should put him on WWE wrestling for tiny creatures. Maybe then he could make you some money and then you could be rich like Oprah and go buy yourself a jacuzzi. You like jacuzzis. Hmmmmm jacuzzis are quite nice. However, I do not wish to be rich like Oprah because...well...she kinda sucks. Like a hagfish. Or a lamprey. If you were a lamprey, your face would suck. That's a little nasty, don't you think? You're more lamprey-like then I dear child. Because I suck so much... You do. But, I love you anyway. I am a bit hungry. I am too. Let's go find a kangaroo to eat in your backyard and barbecue it on your dad's engine in his car. MMM sounds delicious. Yep. Vamanos. Goodbye!