Dearest Broken Shoulder,
I am writing this letter to you because I would like to tell you how much I love you. The pain and inconvenience that you cause me make the day so much better. I absolutely adore the fact that you make me miss weeks of gymnastics classes. Practicing for competition is totally overrated anyway. Who needs it? The sling that you have forced me into is the most comfortable, happy thing in the universe. I love it almost as much as I love you. Please come back for another visit soon.
Love,
Me
P.S. JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!! I hate you with an intense passion. You should go cry in a corner and feel miserable about yourself and then die in a Cambodian ditch where there are broken shoulder eating monsters.
Celtic Thunder - the GREATEST singers in this whole entire world! <3
That does not sound like a good injury! Did it heal well?
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